I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others

He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory

Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own

Your mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Get a new car for your spouse; it'll be a great trade!

Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.

ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?