I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass

It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave.

Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!

Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it.

On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!

Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!

When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhea.

You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.

If I ever die because of Mariana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!!

Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.

The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.

I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !