DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS MEANT BY ----------MOBILE------- M=meet O=on B=busy I=in L=life E=every where so now lets START

5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch

life is a hell when u have American wife. Indian salary. Chinese car and German food. life is heaven when you have American salary, Indian wife German car and Chinese food.

women r like internet virus 1st they enter ur life scan urs pockets transfer money edit ur mind download their problems delete ur smile and hang ur life

Dear January,how r February and march. April is not bad.Tell may,June and July dat august,September and October got accident in November.Urs December.

10 advantages of not having a "LOVER".. 1.save time. 2.can sleep well. 3.Don't have 2 bother about missed calls.. 4.Don't have to worry about how u look.. 5.Can eat in any restaurant.. 6.No boring sms in the middle of night.. 7.Can talk with all gals.. 8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today".. 9.Can go anywhere with any one.. 10.Don't have 2 listen same old crap jokes.. BONUS:- U will live a long life.......so be aware of LOVER

Keep.....................IN TOUCH With ME.....OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!

positive thinking is a bit like this: a little bird in the sky u look up it shits in your eyes, u don't mind u, don't cry, u just thank God that, cows don't fly!

true bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully drunk......a late night out.....&& mom waiting with a jhadu and u ask:"hey mom,abhi tak safai kar rahi ho

let me draw ur face! Dont move! Nearly finished, ok Done! Wanna look **** (@..@) (..)hi main marjava, Kitney soney ho tusy!

I can buy gifts but not LOVE, i can pretend 2Smile, but not 2b HAPPY. I can lie 2others, but not 2u. I do have many brothers... but none as SWEET as you.

Smile a while, & when U smile, smile another smile & soon there will b miles & miles of smile bcoz you smiled. i wish your day is full of SMILE